Stargate: Atlantis "Motivational" Desktop Wallpapers        Awhile back on Livejournal, Isis wanted to see some SGA equivalents of the Star Trek "Motivational" posters that float around on the internet.  You've probably seen them in your inbox occasionally if you're a nerd or if you're one of those weird people who likes and sends on forwards. (Shame on you! Shaaaame!)         So, here they are. A lot of them.  Some of them contain spoilers for certain events in the series. If you are not up-to-date, you might not want to scan through these yet.         Each poster is 1024 x 768 resolution and so will fit a base desktop like that, or, if you have a weird resolution like me, just set your background to black and centre it. Credit, commentary and full text are below each thumbnail. Click to view the full-size image.              Enjoy!
	Memorandum. It is a time capsule of sorts. I believe it reads 'Dr. McKay wuz here'.		Midgets. Just because she's small doesn't mean she can't beat you up. (John learned that lesson in the early days of Atlantis, and has never forgotten the pounding he received at her tiny, tiny hands.)
	Nipples. Just checking.		Obedience. Bad puppy. No biscuit. [Elizabeth had let John keep Ronon only on the condition that he be paper-trained within a week.]
	Perseverance is one of those words you have to use to get hazard pay. And John is totally getting hazard pay for this. He was also getting someone (Rodney) to rub him down with aloe. All that sun and sand was going to ruin his skin, and he'd only brought so much body-lotion with him. All that shooting was murder on his hands.		libitina picked the words/image combo. Pornography. It's one way to learn about alien cultures.
	Preschool. Finally, they've graduated to not having to hold hands with their buddies. [Sheppard felt it was unfair, but the rules Elizabeth placed on AG-1 had really cut back on casualties and injuries over the past few months. The toddler-leashes had been a bad idea though, even if Ford and Teyla had been in control of them. Those had not ended well.]		Romance is not dead.
	Ronon Dex. That's not a fashion statement, that's a weapon of mass destruction. [It was true. Ronon's hair had once actually fetched one of Ronon's knives, cut their bindings and helped them escape. Rodney never again made a comment about someone needing to borrow Sheppard's styling products.]		Scare tactics. You're still kicking ass, even if you have to emulate a p90 with your flashlight. (It wasn't that Rodney was afraid of the dark. It was just that having a flashlight on hand was practical. Really.)
	libitina picked the words/image combo. Secrecy. No, really. Keep your underground bunkers locked.		Sentient. One of these days, you'll show them. You'll show them GOOD. She would start by showering Rodney with flowers and love, and then maybe show him all the cool toys so that he could show John and they they could be pretty while having fun together. Later she would eliminate the mystery meat. It had plagued her for too, too long.
	Sex Pollen. Face it; you're fucked. Literally. For ana_grrl, who wrote Parrish sex-pollen for me. Parrish sex pollen. I can only apologize that I didn't have a really good image of Parrish and or Lorne, or even just some solid foliage. If I can get my hands on some, I'll make you a few more. XD		Major Sheppard. This is a two-hundred and fifty dollar haircut, and the air force still didn't figure it out.
	John Sheppard. Trying to prove he's not gay, one manly-man mission at a time.		Slash Goggles. Not just external to the show anymore.
	Sneak Attack. He might not see it, but it's coming.		Solitaire. Not so solitary when you're surrounded by bored professionals in another galaxy.

<< Previous Page | Next Page >>