"Motivational" Desktop Movie Wallpapers

       Awhile back on Livejournal, Isis wanted to see some SGA equivalents of the Star Trek "Motivational" posters that float around on the internet.  You've probably seen them in your inbox occasionally if you're a nerd or if you're one of those weird people who likes and sends on forwards. (Shame on you! Shaaaame!) 
       And then I realized, "Oh shit. I'm totally offending 95% of my flist because none of them watch SGA. (Which is kind of hard to imagine, but very, very true.)  So. Other shows. Other fandoms.
    Including various movies.
Brothers Grimm

Family
means never having to say, "Sorry I sacrificed you to the evil Queen".

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Best Friends.
It's the start of a beautiful friendship.


Love.
Of the brotherly kind. Really.


Earth Man.
When it comes down to it, it's pretty easy to mistake cars for the dominant species.


Oblivious.
Who, me?


Hugs.
An excellent excuse for groping your best friend.
[And other inappropriate touching!]


Rapunzel
will eat you alive.


Ouch.
I bet you could really use a hug just now.

Bon Cop, Bad Cop

Nationalism
His heart is in Quebec, and he's got
Ontario up his ass.

Oh, Francophone-Anglophone jokes, will you ever get old?
Also, excellent movie.

What the Fuck.
The universe is a messed up place. Seriously.
[If even Ford looks weirded out...?]

Boa vs Python

Blunder
After all those years, you'd have thought Emmett would have learned a better pick-up line than "Want to come in and see my snake?"

(Although it was indeed a very large snake and one of a kind, this line tended to draw the wrong kind of person. And once they saw the snake, they usually freaked out and left for some reason. Emmett never could figure this out, despite thinking about it very hard.) 
Nothing


Professional
Real explorers do it in their underwear.

(Daniel Jackson could learn a few lessons about Peaceful Exploring from these guys.)







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