House, M.D. "Motivational" Desktop Wallpapers
Awhile back on Livejournal, Isis wanted to see some SGA equivalents of
the Star Trek "Motivational" posters that float around on the
internet. You've probably seen them in your inbox occasionally if
you're a nerd or if you're one of those weird people who likes and
sends on forwards. (Shame on you! Shaaaame!)
And then I realized, "Oh shit. I'm totally offending 95% of my flist because none of them watch SGA. (Which is kind of hard to imagine, but very, very true.) So. Other shows. Other fandoms.
Include House, M.D.
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Job Satisfaction
is a cupboard full of narcotics.
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Promises
don't count if you cross your fingers.
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Education.
There are no wrong answers here. Only dead patients. (Don't worry. You'll figure it out at the autopsy.)
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Field work
is not just for cops. There's a reason the show was originally called medical "investigations".
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Literacy.
It doesn't matter what you read, just that you do.
Except maybe if you like reading lesbian prison stories. That's weird.
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Babies.
Little cesspool parasites that you dress up and take out for playdates.
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Booty Call.
"Need you."
[Wilson was completely the only person
in-show who could say that for the first two seasons and have House
go-with unquestioningly. Suddenly, season 3 and he answers to Cameron.
WTH. But with Wilson? Totally a booty call.]
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Doctor House
is thinking deep thoughts about General Hospital.
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Infant.
Oh, come on. It looks like an alien. Or that Toad guy from Mario. The really useless one.
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Maturity
and everything else you ever wanted in a doctor.
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Parenting.
They would adopt a child together, but Wilson already has trouble finding a sitter for House.
[Literally: A House-Sitter. (/lame pun)]
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Party.
Looks like a big weekend. Better stock up.
[Unfortunate
side-effects include getting that Shania Twain song in his head. The
duet, the lame one. Oh wait, almost all duets are inherently lame...
Wasn't that a logic puzzle on the Mensa test? House had totally aced
that.]
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Subtext.
Oops, my mistake. That was plain text.
[Good Jewish boys don't ditch Chanukah with their wife for Christmas with their best friend unless they're totally doing him.]
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Telephone
"Wilson, this is God..."
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